Swearing off swearing (Week 3)

"I've no more f**ks to give, my f**ks have run adry. I've tried to go f**k shopping but there's no f**ks left to buy." Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq. performing on YouTube Oh, Thomas Wild , you are a cheeky you-know-what. I was listening to this minor YouTube sensation last week when the thought struck me that I have a very casual and permissive attitude toward foul language. I think that's what Thomas is subtly getting at in his irreverent little ditty, which is entertaining mostly because he's performing his banjo number in a three-piece suit while letting out a string of f-bombs. I might as well be that guy. I sometimes revel in seeing the raised eyebrows and aghast expressions when I drop a major cuss into a conversation. It's probably because people just aren't expecting it from me. So, why do I even do it? And what would a week be like if I just parked my potty mouth for seven straight days? I was about to find out! On the home front, V...